Men’s Rules (That Women Should Know)
October 17, 2008
Hi Guys,
I received this from a friend. Some of you may also have read this.. but I think it’s fun and it’s cool…
Read it.. and help your spouse to understand this unique creature called “man”.
Cheers !
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys’ side of the story.
Ladies, now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
We are NOT mind readers and we never will be.
Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you
don’t want to hear.
‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
We don’t remember dates. . . .Period!!
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be
opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Most guys have only three pairs of shoes – max. What makes you think we’d be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. To us, peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.
If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We’ve been tricked
before!!
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we
were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa
tonight, but did you know we don’t mind. It’s like camping.
*****
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I think it’s kinda cool too…’n wanna believe it or not..it reflects majority of guys all over the world I think! I remember my bros n father when I read this article, they’re so caring n thoughtful in their own ways that now as a grown up woman now I understand also in relationships about this.
Man…love em, hate em, n can’t live without em…:D